userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

(Source: userbar, via humorking)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via humorking)

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG

(Source: theronhumphrey.com, via ambyycast)

papermagazine:

TBT: Jimmy Fallon representing NYC on our November, 2001 cover.

papermagazine:

TBT: Jimmy Fallon representing NYC on our November, 2001 cover.

(via spikefuckingjonze)

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via pambama)